There were these 3 classic guys. They had been working for 3 days and they bacame very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then this old guy comes in out of nowhere and told them there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room.
He tells them ”You must jump off the diving board and yell out what you wanna land in” they agreed.
The 1st guy, a vegetarian jumped and yells out ”Banana” and land in a pool of bananas. The 2nd guy was money hungry, he jumped and yells out ”Money” and lands in a pile of money. The 3rd guy jumps, on landing a bird shits on his head and he yells out ”Oh Shit”… You know the rest.