JOKE OF THE DAY

Aside

There is a man sitting at a bar looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half an hour. Then this Big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy and drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, ”Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink, I just can’t stand seeing a man crying”.

”No it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fell asleep and am late to my office. My Boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police says they can do nothing.

I get a cab to return home and when I alighted, I remember I left my credit card and wallet there and the driver has driven away.

I got home and saw my wife sleeping with the Gardner. I leave home and came to this bar and I was thinking of putting an end to my life and you showed up and drank my poison.

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